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AA joke

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A man in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost.
He reduces altitude and spots a man below.
He goes closer and yells out, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised
a friend I'd meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am!"

The man below says, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering about
thirty feet above the ground. You are at latitude forty-two degrees
north and longitude eighty degrees west."

"You must be an AA sponsor," says the balloonist.

"I am", replies the man, "How did you know ?"

"Well" says the lost man, "everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the
fact is I am still lost."

The ground-man says, "You must be a sponsee."

The reply: "Why, yes I am, how did you know?"
"Well," replies the man on the ground, "You don't know where you are or
where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea
how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is that
you are in the same position you were in before we met, but now it is
somehow my fault."

Hij blijft leuk iedere keer als ik hem lees...
Ik ben zowel de man als in de ballon als op de grond...

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ik kon er nog een over de 12 stappen maar die moet ik ff zoeken vind hem wel leuk ja

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